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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

(Source: bartonesque)

postmodernismruinedme:

historicalslut:

Merida “Brave” merchandise by insidethemagic on Flickr.
Finally, Disney did merchandising right! I wont lie, I was kinda shocked Disney came out with a bow and arrow for Merida. I’ve never seen them make merchandise based on the princesses favorite activities. I would have begged and pleaded with my parents for this if Brave came out when I was a kid.

postmodernismruinedme:

historicalslut:

Merida “Brave” merchandise by insidethemagic on Flickr.

Finally, Disney did merchandising right! I wont lie, I was kinda shocked Disney came out with a bow and arrow for Merida. I’ve never seen them make merchandise based on the princesses favorite activities. I would have begged and pleaded with my parents for this if Brave came out when I was a kid.

savannahfaerie:

doctorsaxon:

sweetmotherofpie:

Imagine a movie like The Avengers

But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces

It was Disney Princesses

‘I have an army,’ Maleficent taunted.

‘Yeah?’ said Rapunzel, ‘we have Kuzco.’

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE