January 2012
Watching CNN
My grandmother is worried about Kathy Griffin catching cold.
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Jon Stewart Crushes Fox News In The 2011 Ratings →
According to Comedy Central, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart averaged 2.3 million viewers per episode in 2011. Unlike Fox News, “The Daily Show” was up in total viewers (+7%) and all key demos: adults 18-49 (+6%); men 18-34 (+2%); men 18-24 (+4%).” The Daily Show was also the top cable late night talk show in terms of total viewers, and was generally dominant. While Fox News was losing 14% in...
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Somebody wrote @MayorEmanuel fanfiction →
Run, don’t walk.
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I volunteer to fight for the Fake News Fandom.
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Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops →
cognitivedissonance:
This is not The Onion. In New London, Conn., you apparently can be too smart to be a cop:
A man whose bid to become a police officer was rejected after he scored too high on an intelligence test has lost an appeal in his federal lawsuit against the city.
The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York upheld a lower court’s decision that the city did not discriminate...
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December 2011
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
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shellimouto | litttlewitch:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
this is awesome
For my USA nerds!
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There are many judges, doctors and clerics here, all receiving good salaries...
– Leo Africanus. (1510 CE) Talking about Western Sudan kingdom. The Songhai Empire. (via fyeahblackhistory)
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bobbeyahkne:
one upon a time there was a princess in a tower and a prince came to rescue her
“fuck off” she said “the tower has wifi, does your horse have wifi? i didnt think so.”
“what” he said because this was not how fairytales usually went
so she pushed him out the tower window and then went and posted about it on tumblr
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